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   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. - k- {" f$ \+ P2 [* G; Q/ r
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  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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