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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ S+ W' z- m0 o5 l9 @* t/ J2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" B! b5 g8 o _6 k
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7 x: G% y6 f7 n& @3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' ] u4 P2 t; S; o! ]
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( n C- I: H0 y4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- h* _# L0 @5 x/ w \2 H5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* ^5 K; X4 O& ]7 IAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 \9 A/ B4 V) u$ R/ K8 [0 f
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7 g: ~" X9 W% D2 x7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* l) c9 q( k6 I7 E
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 }9 @, o4 Q+ ^ Q, _
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/ T, S% e! p6 l5 l* b: }2 g8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
5 [! Z' Z! t) c9 \What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 K. y% c+ o5 q# T10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ \0 ^2 }; b$ T3 J* \
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 d- g k! w$ L# J7 g
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: F: X) X* C l- r4 R9 o; Q
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* R8 A/ z5 X" U' @; f' J12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# h0 W! V8 G7 z3 E( }5 g) G$ V13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ D1 p0 Z' ]9 S2 ]5 C, e
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 W. b6 s0 ^8 O) [
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ b+ E! P! f( _: ~. ^6 ^* P
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4 d3 D- F$ |( q& { ~' ^9 d% U15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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% `: B, v7 t8 I16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& @3 J7 p: I/ e7 n% R: V% v; C
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 R: j Y8 {- O n4 s' f
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 O# f. u |6 K* ~$ F) l% x8 ?It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 c. U* [3 F: m( F3 \19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 Y4 m; ^( A/ P( M! S% p* V
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! B9 [6 {) C. \7 W% m
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