高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 注册时间
- 2006-3-11
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* h$ y4 O7 j/ i1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 P8 l& Q7 y" v4 U4 l
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) A6 W' a% O8 c9 b fAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 b. Z) u9 |: J N# O6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
* m: T% l; ?! h, j$ Z* Q4 VHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ L, N! @. p' z5 X3 X7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
0 j# l/ Y& r9 U% n, o( l7 }" |And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 x* ?8 O( |2 |0 W& _% `, P; e8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] E- ~9 @* T, r" b3 V+ _ y
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- e4 s: n1 V' d9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 [5 h( t" p8 K' C! \
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 N5 a" H8 Q! y1 \Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 J/ U w1 Z7 ~/ K1 q# E
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 `" P+ D4 z7 d# E; c! m: L) q$ t, H13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! s; y5 e! v! N( M6 @; l9 d
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# p( }7 ` ]) x( W0 T) x
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 a$ W6 }" R- o+ R* b% i
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 J& B- T/ O9 W8 s4 P2 \4 U
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; ~( b, e0 p4 D
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: S: ?8 H( _8 a0 L+ z. L" j' h
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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